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Stuffysays's avatar

What is it about the middle classes that makes so many of them coo lovingly over illegal immigration? I sat next to a bloke at the opera the other night (yes, I know - ooh, the opera!) and he was telling me how he didn't come to London very often but had made special visits to protest about Brexit. He told me how we "need immigrants to help the elderly in care homes and the NHS" - bit like we were told years ago we needed immigrants to "rebuild Britain after the war". Even though we had managed to drive those buses ourselves throughout the whole shebang. If you suggest to these people that the majority of migrants these days are here for what they can get, aren't from Europe and really don't like us, they accuse you of being a right-wing racist! My daughter runs a catering unit for a small business in south London - she was sent a notice from the management of the industrial complex about the washrooms. It started by saying how valued and respected the diverse nature of the community was and how diversity is, naturally, our strength. They then went on to mention, politely, that many cultures don't use toilet paper but like to "rinse off" and consequently the loos were usually awash with water, plastic bottles and cups. None of which were clean. All of which confirms why you should never eat food prepared by people from cultures that behave like that. What pissed me off though, was the fact that they were apologising for having to mention it. And don't get me started on halal and kosher meat! Apparently, it's against the law to kill without stunning first. Unless it's for halal or kosher. Which doesn't need to be labelled as such unless you want to label it. As my late mother was wont to say "Hey, hang on, why am I apologising when it's my country?"

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The Martyr's avatar

Great article and I fully agree with your four point plan. I’d add a fifth, deport everyone on the MI5 watchlist including their families. It’s going to cost £bns but it’ll be the best money we’ve ever spent.

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Frank Haviland's avatar

Couldn't agree more

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Anthony Stimson's avatar

Your capacity for optimism is impressive. And, I hope, justified.

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Mrs Bucket's avatar

Brilliant, and depressing Frank.

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Frank Haviland's avatar

Thank you!

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Alan's avatar

I am frankly shocked that Starmer has avoided assassination it would be the best thing for the UK.And quite frankly I would like to see the whole government assassinated at the same time they are a load of shit anyway.

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Derek's avatar

Thank you Frank. All so true.

The image: What a wonderful example of Artificial Ineptitude.

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Jeremy Stewardson's avatar

Starmer is a modern day Vidkun Quisling ( PM Norway 1942-1945 ) . He should be arrested as an enemy agent and charged with treason . It would be a good reminder for future PMs .

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