Welcome to what is regrettably the final instalment of The Frank Report. Having run for the promised year, I’m afraid it’s time to bow out gracefully. As rewarding as satire may be, it still fails to match the promise of a few nicker; or even better, fewer knickers. There is a remote chance that the column will be resurrected in future, but assuming it lies dormant, being your correspondent of choice has been an honour and a pleasure. Having got the bad news out of the way, let’s get to the good stuff.
Sorry to see you go. You have been the highlight of my weeks, as I do not read the news. I have shared your page but have had no feedback. I cannot do more than that.
Send it weekly to Number 10! I do not think any of the daily rags are brave enough for your weekly satire. maybe GB News, if they had a paper. Maybe write to them for a short spot of your own. You never know!
Thanks Frank I have thoroughly enjoyed your take on the political imbecility that surrounds us these days.I hope you do very well and make lots of moolah before inflation takes us back to pre-second world war Germany.
Maggie, so lovely of you to say. I'll be sad not to write it, but it's hard to justify the time for no return. Never say never, may just come round again. All the best to you and yours x
Sorry to see you go. You have been the highlight of my weeks, as I do not read the news. I have shared your page but have had no feedback. I cannot do more than that.
Much obliged Ron. It was always the plan to run the column for a year, and then to flog it to one of the big boys. Sadly, no takers. What can you do?
Send it weekly to Number 10! I do not think any of the daily rags are brave enough for your weekly satire. maybe GB News, if they had a paper. Maybe write to them for a short spot of your own. You never know!
Thanks Ron. I've contacted them a few times hoping to get on. Have to keep trying!
I will message their faceschmuck page. Put a good word in like.
Most kind Ron, thanks.
Can only try Frank!
Thanks Frank I have thoroughly enjoyed your take on the political imbecility that surrounds us these days.I hope you do very well and make lots of moolah before inflation takes us back to pre-second world war Germany.
Thanks Alan. Yes, we're well on the way aren't we?!
Sad to see you go Frank you always said what I was thinking. Good luck for the future x
Thank you Stephanie!x
Morning Frank
So sad that you are bowing out and no more Sunday satire.
Woe is me, who only existed for your Sunday rants.
Seriously, brilliant and funny post as per usual.
I would like to say thankyou for all your input and you will be sorely missed.
Wishing you good health to you and your family.
Here's looking at you kid
Best wishes and
Kind regards
From your most ardent fan.
Maggie Baxter
xx
Maggie, so lovely of you to say. I'll be sad not to write it, but it's hard to justify the time for no return. Never say never, may just come round again. All the best to you and yours x