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Starmer’s Hail Mary: 16-Year-Olds on Tide Pods Might Save Labour
It takes a lot for me to defend Keir Starmer. The phrase ‘wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire’ automatically springs to mind, the minute our…
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RIP Norman Tebbit
The Conservative Party has lost a titan, while the nation laments the passing of one of the last true characters in politics - a man who could make a…
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Jezza for Jihad
As I wrote in the aftermath of last year’s general election, the real story was not the right-wing political fracture but the emergence of sectarian…
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Axel Rudakubana: Nothing Short of Treason
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The Lynching of Laurence Fox
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Southport: The End of the Line
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Britain vs Grooming: It’s Now or Never
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Islam: Farage’s Achilles Heel
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The Gaslighting of Britain
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Racism? So What?!
I sometimes despair at my conservative colleagues, but never more so than when they mishandle accusations of ‘racism’.
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England No More
Twenty years ago, I was a juggler.
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The Great Mass Immigration Scam
Mass immigration, the Blairite Ponzi Scheme no successive British government has been willing to dismantle, is firmly back on the agenda.
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Pakistani Muslim Rape Gangs: The Truth Finally?
Let me declare from the outset that despite the febrile atmosphere created by the Casey audit, I was against a national inquiry into the mass rape of…
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Khanthoods
It’s good to finally achieve closure, particularly on traumatic experiences, and Britain certainly got that earlier this week.
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The Death of Britain
The furore raised by Professor Matt Goodwin’s latest research – that White Brits will become a minority in the UK by 2063 – is somewhat unjustified.
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Britain’s Borderless Betrayal
Credit where credit is due, congratulations are finally in order for Sir Keir Starmer.
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